The Captain and Tennille

yesterday, in an attempt to find something, anything, decent on the radio, i surfed the dial. (i don’t have xm radio in my car, and i forgot to bring my ipod). i turned on some station that was talking about stupid song lyrics, and i was laughing my ass off listening to some of them. thought i’d share my top 10 with you, and hope that you’ll give it some thought and add to my list.  ok, here goes, in no particular order.

The Killers– Are We Human, or Are We Dancers  (i, for one, am both)

Eminem– from Ass Like That   “I ain’t never seen an ass like that -The way you move it  You make my pee-pee go  ‘Doing-doing-doing'”  ( is this for real? wouldn’t one big doing be enough??)

Michael Jackson-“your butt is mine ” from Bad (to worse)

Captain and Tenille -“Muskrat Susie, muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug out in muscrat land. And they shimmy, and Sammy’s so skinny” (this should be a children’s movie, maybe?

Diddy-“young, black and famous, with money hangin’ out the anus”  (i do not even want to go there)

Color Me Badd– from I Wanna Sex yYou Up  “We can do it til we both wake up”   (wake up already! )

Paul Anka-“You’re havin’ my baby, what a lovely way of sayin’ that you’re thinkin’ of me”  (girl, you betta get you some birth control!)

America-from Horse With no Name  “There were Plants and Birds and Rocks and Things”   (things? comon, surely you could think of one more noun!)

Diddy& Nelly  from Shake Ya Tail Feather  “Is That Yo Ass, Or Yo Momma Half-Reindeer”   (Huh?)

Elton John –  “If I Was A Sculptor, But, Then Again, No”  (make up your mind, missy!)

Shakira– “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble–so you don’t confuse them with mountains.” (Not a chance, honey.)

Ok, I’m sure i’ve missed some obvious ones, but this was fun! C’mon–I know you can add to this list! Let’s go for the top 100 worst lyrics EVER!

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