We won’t grin or bear it!

So remember a month or so back Mommy was telling you about Monty, this new bear that showed up at our house?? Well, something has to be done!!

The other night,  I (Kismet) went up to bed, and there he was, laying right on Mommy’s pillow! Being the sensitive dog that I am, I sniffed him a little and took my place at the foot of the bed, where I typically sleep. But when little pestery brother Chance came up, OMD! He grabbed Monty by the arm and started slinging him around. Monty ended up sleeping on the floor! Hahahahha!

Well, the next thing we know, that pesky bear is showing up everywhere!

bear on bike

Mommy even let him ride her bike!!!! That is unacceptable in our book-especially since that is Chance’s spot.

Mommy tried to get us to pose for a “family portrait”, but Chance said good riddance and went to recluse in Diddy’s office. Me and Roxie posed, but there was no way we were going to smile or act happy about it. I closed my eyes and pretended not to even be there!

Roxie got so mad she went and hid under the bed and wouldn’t come out. Except to eat. And take a walk. Because those are 2 things that stoopid bear can’t do! But guess what?? There is something that old bear does, and contrary to common belief- he does not do it in the woods!!!

does a bear shit in the woods?

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We won’t grin or bear it! — 8 Comments

  1. Yous knows, we USED to has a bear like that around our house. My hairy slobbery sisters took care of it! Mommy was mad for a while but she gots over it!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  2. Hmmm, maybe Mr. Bear could “accidentically” become de-stuffed. Drastic times call for desperate measures.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

  3. I would say the bear is no competition for your cute dogs. I can understand their
    suspicion of a critter that doesn’t have to do anything but just SIT THERE and get
    all the attention it wants.
    Becky
    The Teasel Lady