Eating Garbage

dog eating KleenexChance here. No, I’m not being mean, I’m chewing on a Kleenex. I LOVE LOVE LOVE tissues, toilet paper and napkins. Paper towels, too. The dirtier, the better! I’ve learned to tip over the garbage cans and nosh through the day. Mommy thinks it’s because when I was a street dog I probably had to get food off of the used paper napkins in the trash. 

I really love messy people that just throw down their trash, especially if there is FOOD on it. Pizza boxes? Lunch! Yogurt containers? Dessert! And all hail the wax paper that still has cheese from an egg-mc-muffin! Thanks, messy people! Your trash kept me alive!

But now that I have a home and lots of REAL food, Mommy wishes you’d clean up after yourselves a little better. Me? not so much.

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  1. We think that is one of those habits that will stick with you for….LIFE!! At least you won’t have to worry about being hungry again…you have found your forever home!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug