Last week we got to go to the lake with Mommy and Diddy. Diddy’s been going up there alot  recsrtu, remoo rcunst, , making the bathroom nicer.  I totally don’t get that, because who wants to pee or poo in some stoopid porcelain bowl when you could just lift your leg on a bush?? Humans are weird!

Anyway, Diddy made a point to play for a whole day, so we got to go on a boatride, one of my favorite things in the world. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love a nice ride in the car, especially when I get to play with the “magic winnow”.

The Magic Winnow!

I discovered the “magic winnow” last year on our road trip across the country. I climb over on Diddy’s lap and scratch the winnow, then when I put my paw down on the button, the winnow magically opens. The magic winnow doesn’t work on Mommy’s side, or so she tells me. She’s ovrprot,  protktv,  ovrpratektv, she’s mean. I love sticking my head out the winnow, but Diddy only lets me do that if we’re going real slow with no other cars. Then he has a hold of me so’s I don’t jump out like I did once when the car was parked. (I almost caught that stoopid chipmunk, too!)

Anyway, a boat is soooo much better, because there are NO winnows!!! We got the whole front of he boat! Me and Kismet love to sit up there and look for birds and stuff, but Roxie hates it. She stays at home. She’s very high-strung, whatever that means.

After our boatride, we got to go visit our neighbor friend Trip, who lives down the hill. Next time we’ll post a picture of him, too. He eats squirrels!

I sure hope Diddy finishes that stoopid bathroom soon, because we are ready for summer now, and it’s PLAYTIME!

Kismet wants to ski!